Meet Mort
2022 update: This post was written in 2020, and Mort has become so much more than this early rendition! Check out Mort's developments at Mortiverse.net
Meet Mort.
Mort’s one of the voices inside the minds of many digital marketers and self-proclaimed internet millionaires.
He’s the voice that advocates following all the “best practices” and dark patterns available in the digital marketing toolkit, never missing an opportunity to capture a lead or up-sell a funnel order.
He’s got an eBook about how you too can become rich, available for $47 during his limited time offers.
Following this voice doesn’t necessarily help people solve their problems; he’d argue that selling untested information that may or may not help the recipient is just a reality of business.
Mort’s all about Mort, and how Mort can get ahead.
Don’t be like Mort.